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Post by mike8823 on Jan 20, 2008 20:18:15 GMT -5
"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
" So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil think I could do to him legally."
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Post by mike8823 on Jan 20, 2008 20:23:13 GMT -5
I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider.
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Post by mike8823 on Jan 20, 2008 20:25:01 GMT -5
While attending a marriage seminar dealing with communication, Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor, "It is essential that husbands wand wives know the things that are important to each other."
He addressed the man, "Can you describe your wife's favorite flower?"
Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, "It's Pillsbury, isn't it?"
The rest of the story gets rather ugly, so I'll stop right here.
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Post by mike8823 on Jan 20, 2008 20:25:43 GMT -5
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically. "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep, " the wife replies, "in-laws."
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Post by mike8823 on Jan 20, 2008 20:26:24 GMT -5
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day....30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men.
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"
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Post by mike8823 on Jan 20, 2008 20:27:09 GMT -5
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful al at the same time."
The wife responded, "Allow me to explain, God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!"
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Post by snake4129 on Jan 20, 2008 23:33:16 GMT -5
While attending a marriage seminar dealing with communication, Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor, "It is essential that husbands wand wives know the things that are important to each other." He addressed the man, "Can you describe your wife's favorite flower?" Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, "It's Pillsbury, isn't it?" The rest of the story gets rather ugly, so I'll stop right here. ROFLMFAO!!! I like this one the best ;D
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